Downsizing at the airport forces Hilton to retire.

Hilton feels cheated that his company laid him off without even a goodbye party.

After a home burglary, Hilton forms a neighborhood-watch program, but it turns out that he's causing more problems than he's solving.

When the airline announces a plan to rehire thousands of laid-off employees, Hilton eagerly prepares for an interview, hoping to get his old job back

The antiques shop where Hilton is working has a secret hiding behind a locked door, and the cops want him to help them in a raid of the premises.

Hilton's lie to avoid going to a stranger's wedding snowballs on him.

Hilton tries to help Pauline's financially irresponsible goddaughter but ends up the recipient of an overly generous ATM.

A case of mistaken identity finds Hilton undergoing a colonoscopy that was intended for his cousin Earl.

The nude model from Hilton's art class causes trouble for Hilton when he must hide her in his bathroom to prevent Ruth from having the wrong idea.

Hilton gets a chance to sink a million-dollar half-court shot at an NBA game, but others are spending his money before it has even been won.

Hilton takes a job as a security guard at a fancy apartment building.

Hilton's eccentric and snobby brother George pays a visit to the Lucas household.

Hilton finds that his life insurance is practically worthless, so he tries to shape up to pass a physical for a new policy.

After calling in to a radio talk show, Hilton is chosen to dine with the President. Mayor Rudolph Giuliani makes a special appearance.

Hilton tries to help save a friend's failing goose-down business.

After Griffin and Erica attend their high school reunion, Griffin realizes that their relationship is going nowhere and decides to make a clean break from her.

On Valentine's Day, Hilton realizes that he has bought Ruth a scarf that she already has, so he lies by telling her that he has tickets to a Jeffrey Osborne concert.

Hilton and Ruth decide to put their house on the market to move to Florida, but have a change of heart about leaving their home full of memories.

As a 30th anniversary gift, Hilton tries to give Ruth the wedding she always wanted.

A used pregnancy test found in the trash can leads everyone to the wrong conclusion.

Hilton enters group therapy but then counsels an old crony right out of a job.

Ruth's high-school friend, now a pop star, visits during a singing tour and gives Ruth the chance to sing with her old group.

Pauline goes on a blind date with a befuddled old gent from the neighborhood.

Hilton has a chance to star in a children's TV show.

Hilton tries to convince the Social Security Administration that he is not dead.