[1] Vermillion, OH: An entitled CEO goes wild when officers pull him over on a suspected DUI. [2] Xenia, OH: A trespasser claiming to be a child's parent tries to stab an officer with a pen. [3] Cumberland, WI: An angry driver crashes through the entrance of a police station. [4] Pullman, WA: A drunken partygoer bites an officer when he escorts her out of a nightclub.

[1] Albuquerque, NM: Police catch a woman, literally red-handed, after spray-painting a neighbor's garage. [2] West Bend, WI: A man puts on a bizarre show for the camera inside his jail cell. [3] Fort Wayne, IN: The mayor tries to avoid arrest after drinking and driving.

[1] Sparta, WI: After a sobriety test, a man runs away, leading to a breathless foot chase across town. [2] Albuquerque, NM: A drunk man refuses treatment after his friend stabs him. [3] Pensacola, FL: A woman claims she doesn't need a license to drive.

[1] Flagler County, FL: Officers are stunned when a young man confesses to one crime after another. [2] North Ridgeville, OH: A man racing home for Christmas fights with cops and spends the holiday in jail. [3] Albuquerque, NM: A woman flirts with her attractive arresting officer.

[1] Albuquerque, NM: A young man hilariously misunderstands his arresting officers. [2] Broadview Heights, OH: A DUI suspect tries to prove his sobriety by performing a backflip. [3] Los Angeles, CA: A man attacks an officer and steals his gun, which leads to a high-speed chase. [4] Albuquerque, NM: .An entitled woman condescends to an officer.

[1] Livonia, MI: A woman falls asleep behind the wheel after getting drunk at drag queen bingo. [2] Statesboro, GA: A shoplifting suspect makes a run for it. [3] Athens, GA: A reckless driver begins acting bizarrely in the hospital.