The Pilot. When Adam's ex-girlfriend Corri moves back to Holliston, he is devastated to learn that she has a boyfriend (Kevin) who is successful, gorgeous, wealthy, and everything that Adam is not. In an effort to prove to Corri that he too has moved on, Adam follows the horrible advice of his imaginary alien friend Oderus and hires a hooker to pose as his girlfriend on a double date with Corri and Kevin. As the date goes down in flames, Adam calls upon Joe to help get him out of his disastrous situation.

In a plot to raise money for the mock trailer to their soccer zombie movie Shinpads, Adam and Joe rent out the cable company's camera to a stranger... who disappears and does not return it. Meanwhile, Laura and Corri discover that their new apartment is haunted.

While trying to find Axl the cat, Adam and Joe wind up getting sprayed by a skunk. Corri and Laura race to the local convenient store to find vinegar for the boys, but find themselves detained by the police who are suspicious about their questionable purchase.

Fanboy dreams come true when legendary genre actor Tony Todd (Candyman) does a special guest appearance on Adam and Joe's cable access show "The Movie Crypt" and then takes the boys out for a wild night on the town. Their dream come true becomes a living nightmare when the eccentric and larger than life actor moves in on their couch and turns their lives upside down. Meanwhile, Corri breaks up with Kevin.

Laura becomes the most popular girl on Twitter after mistakenly posting a revealing photo of herself. Meanwhile, Adam and Joe hire a schizophrenic make-up effects artist to help them make their mock trailer for Shinpads. To make matters worse, Adam faces a moral dilemma when Corri offers to pose nude for their project.

The gang attends a local horror convention together in an effort to meet Adam and Joe's favorite film director (John Landis) and hand him their mock trailer for Shinpads. When they can't afford a front-of-the-line "gold pass", Joe pretends to be disabled in order to skip the three hour long wait. Meanwhile, Lance is concerned that he may have caught a sexually transmitted disease after sharing a beer with the lead singer of Faster Pussycat.