Sanjay and Craig, upon hearing that Sanjay's mother is about to help in a "butt transplant", try to sneak into the hospital to view it.

Sanjay and Craig both find their laughs are annoying, so they go to a comedy club in an attempt to find a more pleasing laugh. After they are thrown out, a bird defecates on them both, causing them to start a chain reaction of laughter throughout the town.

The boys disguise themselves at the Frycade, where they intend to defend their video-game records.

The boys want a dog, but they somehow wind up with 100 dogs. Although when Mr. Noodman calls the pound it is up to the boys to rescue them.

Sanjay is finally tall enough to ride what he believes to be the scariest ride at the carnival, but he may not be able to go through with it.

Sanjay is mistaken for his hero when he dresses up as Remington Tufflips, and he gets all of his advantages of being him.

Sanjay runs away to live in the sewer when Craig can't handle his stench.

Hector's sudden fascination with wolves gets on Sanjay and Craig's nerves, so they send him to live in the forest.

Sanjay strands his pals on a highway median, but everyone gets upset during the experience.

Sanjay and Craig become party animals when they hang out with an old robot invented by Vijay, but chaos ensues when the Partybot goes insane.

A discovery at the junkyard causes trouble in the neighborhood.

Craig steals Megan's identity and becomes a beauty pageant queen.

Sanjay grows giant calf muscles and joins a police force.

Craig risks his life to help Sanjay find a frozen treasure.

Sanjay and Craig learn that Hector has never barfed in his entire life, so they try to make him vomit.

Sanjay and Craig's favorite video game goes missing.

Sanjay loses his bathing suit while at the lake.

Sanjay and Craig decide to baby-sit Richard Dickson.

Sanjay becomes the most powerful boy in town.

The boys infiltrate Noodman's family reunion.

Sanjay is convinced that a fart stuck in his stomach is a baby.

After playing Safari Food Fight with Megan, Sanjay and Craig discover that Tufflips has a catapult. In order to borrow the catapult and defeat Megan they must dispatch of the ghosts in Tufflips haunted trailer.

Sanjay and Craig accidentally infest the house with an ant farm and decide to stay in a trailer. Unfortunately, the Dicksons are staying in it, so they have to play against them in a Family Double Dare game show.

Craig gets obsessed with pizza. Then, he gets possessed by an evil pizza demon when he eats a slice.

The children discover a universe in a milkshake cup.

Sanjay and Craig decide not to drink anything so they don't wet the bed.

Craig can not stop eating Megan's pet gerbil.

Sanjay and Craig must enter their dream to rescue Belle.

Craig lies to Sanjay about what his day is like while Sanjay is away at school.

The gang is lied to by their parents about the urban legend of the Prickerbeast, so they vow revenge.

Sanjay and Craig plan on starting a web-show where they prank others, based on Raska's hit web-show. Problems arise and a prank war breaks out between Sanjay and Craig and Raska.

After finding out that seniors get free wings at the Frycade, Sanjay and Craig disguise themselves as seniors.

The kids find some rare candies at Hector's house known as Flip Flopas, but when they discover a trick behind the candies, they seek an antidote.

When the boys come across an underground convenience store known as "Eezy P-Eezy," they meet Chill Bill, an electric bass player. Craig begins hanging out with Chill Bill, making Sanjay jealous.

Megan disguises herself as a tomboy to convince Sanjay to be her dance partner.

Sanjay, Craig and Hector, the "Curb Dawgz," disguise themselves as rad skateboarders, hoping to join a skateboarding crew.

Craig's long-lost brother uses devious methods to try and turn Sanjay and Craig against each other.

The children set off to find mysterious castaways that are stranded on an island shaped like a butt.

The Dicksons' band is transformed by a music agent for the worse, and it's Sanjay and Craig's fault.