Despite being bullied on the street by the local children, Mark sets himself the task of sleeping with Toni from next door, basing his seduction technique on the Battle of Stalingrad...

Jeremy and Super Hans' band, the Hair Blair Bunch, is going nowhere - so Jeremy reluctantly agrees to go for a job working in Mark's office...

Mark and Jeremy go on the pull and Mark finds himself smoking pot in the Lazerbowl toilets with a teenage goth...

Mark makes a friend at a business conference - but will it turn into more than just friendship? And Jeremy is forced to consider Super Hans as a replacement flatmate.

Jeremy tries to wow Toni with his new job in a music studio, while Mark gets passed over for promotion in favour of Sophie, and goes slowly round the twist.

Death and terminal illness prove to be the keys to romantic success for Mark and Jeremy...