A fitter of bathroom blinds works out just how to humiliate a difficult customer. And there's more...

Divorced dad and his young son bond over a cup of tea, and the conversation turns to frank discussions about why Granny died - possibly something to do with an imperial gallon of Tia Maria. And there's more...

Breakfast News takes more viewer emails; Divorced Dad explains to his son why no one wants to be friends with him; Rog finds his wife on top of Peter (turns out he has a bad back!) and asks Peter about a pregnancy test; and the half-price pots scandal is revealed.

The fighter pilots are captured by the Germans; a mounted police officer is teased by his squad car pals; we get to look in on a rubbish sci-fi show with un-impressive character and location names; and Rog comes home to surprise his wife on their anniversary, only to find Peter already there.

We get to see what really goes on at the back of pharmacies; tempers fray at Dandylions when the till runs out of change; and we get to look in on taxi driver conversation training.

Rog finds his best friend and wife naked together in the back of his car - but still doesn't suspect anything; three marketing executives are stranded on an island and brainstorm a suitable SOS message; and a sketch involving inadequate army boots.

Armstrong and Miller provide their own take on Sky Sports Football News; Pru and Miranda smash their cafe window again; and the Prime Minister accidently leaves his wife in a volatile African country.